Re: Andy Miller Facts
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- Robby Timmermans
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damo wrote:
Robby Timmermans wrote:;D what do you think ?euh, who is Andy Miller ?you are kidding?
Andy Miller doesn't think... he knows - I use simplix, does this mean that I'm a simple guy ?
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- damo
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# When Andy Miller wants popcorn, he breathes on Nebraska.
# Andy Miller has a vacation home on the sun.
# Andy Miller uses redhot lava to moisturize his skin.
# Andy Miller invented the apple.
# Andy Miller Buillt Mount Everest with a bucket and spade.
# Andy Miller does not age. Every birthday, it's just another year added to his existence, which sucks for you.
# Andy Miller does not have chest hair, he has millions of highly venomous nematocysts. You have virtually no chance of surviving the venomous sting, unless treated immediately. The pain is so excruciating and overwhelming that you would most likely go into shock and collapse a split second before getting hit in the face with a roundhouse kick.
# Andy Miller can chug a gallon of milk and not throw up.
# Andy Miller beat the Sun in a staring contest.
# If you get roundhouse kicked in the face by Andy Miller in your dream, you DIE!
# Andy Miller can have his cake AND eat it too.
# Andy Miller was born in a log cabin that he built with his bare hands.
# Some people get lucky and kill two birds with one stone. Andy Miller once killed four birds with half a stone. What's that? You say there's no such thing as half a stone? The four dead birds didn't think so either.
# Andy Miller CAN lick his elbow.
# P is for Andy Miller, as is every other letter of the alphabet.
# Andy Miller puts the FUN in Funeral.
# Andy Miller' paradise is war.
# Andy Miller is capable of photosynthesis.
# Andy Miller has never had a surprise birthday party. He can NEVER be surprised. EVER.
# Andy Miller does not love Raymond.
# Andy Miller can lick his own elbows. At the same time.
# Andy Miller can kick start a car.
# Andy Miller doesn't breathe, he holds air hostage.
# Andy Miller wrote an autobiography....it was just a list of everyone he has killed.
# Einstein's original Theory of Relativity was; if Andy Miller kicks you, your relatives will feel it.
# Bigfoot takes pictures of Andy Miller.
# Andy Miller does not dance. He roundhouse kicks to the beat.
# Andy Miller can MAKE water run uphill.
# Andy Miller can hold Puff Daddy down.
# The moon is actually a comet that was once on course to hit earth... then Andy Miller roundhouse kicked it into orbit.
# Andy Miller can strike a match on a bar of soap.
# Andy Miller once played Russian roulette with a fully load gun and won.
# The only reason the color pink still exists is because Andy Miller is color blind.
# Andy Miller is allowed to talk about Fight Club.
# Andy Miller isn't afraid of Urban Legends, he is an Urban Legend.
# Andy Miller once played 18 holes of golf using a 12 inch strip of rebar and a sun dried tomato. He shot a 54.
# On the Asian market, Andy Miller' urine is worth $400 per fluid ounce.
# See spot. See spot run. See spot get round house kicked in the face by Andy Miller.
# Niagra Falls is the result of one of Andy's legendary cannon balls.
# Andy Miller sneezes electricity.
# Andy Miller performs colonoscopies on himself.
# If you were killed by Andy Miller, your tombstone would read RIP, ripped into pieces.
# Andy Miller' smile once brought a puppy back to life.
# You know he jumped off the Empire State Building this one time and he only sprained his ankle.
# Andy Miller lost both his legs in a car accident....and still managed to walk it off.
# Contrary to popular belief the Lottery numbers are not random. They are just the number of people Andy Miller killed that given day.
# Andy Miller invented the corndog.
# The agent of Andy Miller asked Andy if he wanted to be in Brokeback Mountain. Andy Miller' agent has been missing for almost 2 years now. Never ask Andy Miller to be in a gay cowboy movie.
# Andy Miller IS RIGHT BEHIND YOU.
# Andy Miller understands the ending of 2001: A Space Odyssey.
# Andy Miller belives the hype.
# Andy Miller CAN in fact stop the beat.
# When Andy Miller crosses the street, the cars have to look both ways.
# When Andy Miller picks his nose, he REALLY does find Gold.
# Andy Miller speaks in all caps.
# Andy Miller delivers more male with one thrust of his pelvis than the U.S. Postal Service and the Pony Express have combined for the last 146 years.
# Andy Miller wasn't born with feet, just boots.
# Andy Miller won a pissing contest against a Russian race horse.
# When Andy Miller throws a boomerang, the boomerang does not return because it is scared to come back.
# Andy Miller floats like a butterfly and stings like a tomahawk missile. At mach 3. In the face.
# Andy Miller can dribble a football.
# Andy Miller’ IQ can be expressed simply as a sideways eight
# Andy Miller is a stunt double for Optimus Prime.
# Andy Miller was once asked to repeat himself. The last thing that person ever heard was the wooshing sound of a roundhouse kick.
# Andy Miller can clap with one hand.
# Andy Miller had his tonsels removed with a chainsaw.
# Andy Miller digs graves with a shoe horn. - Last Edit: 17 years 3 months ago by damo.
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# Andy Miller doesn't own a can opener, he just chews through the can
#There are now five cup sizes at Starbucks: Short, Tall, Grande, Venti, and Andy Miller
# For Andy Miller, every street is "one way". HIS WAY
# Andy Miller's pulse is measured on the richter scale.
# In the first Jurassic Park movie, the Tyrannosaurus Rex wasn't chasing the jeep. Andy Miller was chasing the Tyrannosaurus AND the jeep.
# Andy Miller is not Politically Correct. He is just Correct. Always.
# Andy Miller plays racquetball with a waffle iron and a bowling ball.
# When Andy Miller wants an egg, he cracks open a chicken.
# The air around Andy Miller is always a balmy 78 degrees.
# Andy Miller knows the last digit of pi. - James Spencer / Developer & Support / Hull, UK
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>>># Andy Miller delivers more male with one thrust of his pelvis than the U.S. Postal Service and the Pony Express have combined for the last 146 years.
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Ok this thread needs to be stickied!!................... better than the sunday funnies ;D
Now where did I put my boots ?? - Last Edit: 17 years 3 months ago by CG Icon.
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- Robby Timmermans
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Please stop it, my jaws hurt so much from laughing
- I use simplix, does this mean that I'm a simple guy ?
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- James Spencer
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# Andy Miller is the only person who can burn a house under water.
# Andy Miller can throw confetti 700 yards.
# When Andy Miller drinks, alcohol gets a hangover. - James Spencer / Developer & Support / Hull, UK
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