Re: RocketTheme - more popular than whitehouse.gov
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- Andy Miller
- Preeminent Rocketeer
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- Web Kahuna
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see for youself:
www.alexaholic.com/rockettheme.com+whitehouse.gov
crazy..
also some great ones for joomla, just check this out:
www.alexaholic.com/joomla.org+sony.com
in case you didn't realize it, Joomla is HUGE!!!!
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- Andy Miller
- Preeminent Rocketeer
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- Web Kahuna
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never seen em before, must be some RT groupies
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- Dave Goodwin
- Elite Rocketeer
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Andy, I can be your speech writer. For example...
Friends and countrymen, this nation has reached a crossroads. No longer is it acceptable to cling to the status quo, but to move beyond the mediocrity into a brand new birth of content freedom.
Technology has given us an outstanding opportunity to change the landscape of the Internet, here in America and beyond. My opponent offers you the same tired old web-builder apps that satisfy the uninitiated, but bore those who know that we can do better. I offer you freedom! Freedom from the burden of your money.
Hosting companies offer us cheap deals with little service and depend on our greed for 'more'. This results in stuffed wallets for a few and down time for many.
I have heard your concerns and have worked out a new strategy that will offer both stability and freedom for all who embrace Joomla.
Beginning now, RocketTheme will offer free dedicated servers and ultimate service to all. Of course, your taxes will zoom sky high, but you will have the best hosting on the planet!
And while I'm raising taxes, membership to the RT Template Club will now be free for those who are less fortunate. If you make $150,000 or less, your RT template will be subsidized free of charge by confiscatory taxes upon those who are perceived (by me) as 'the rich'.
Let it never be said that RocketTheme does not look out for the little guy - otherwise we might step on him.
At your service, Andy!
dave ;D - Last Edit: 18 years 2 months ago by .
- "I'm an individual, just like everyone else."
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- David White
- Hero Rocketeer
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Man thats crazy - Great stuff.
Dave you crack me up as always.
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