Kevin DuCommun wrote:
Coming soon on Rockettheme, Rhuk Part 2!
Prologue:
"Hurry Rhuk, we must hurry!" The old hermit motioned Andy to follow and led them to back of the house and out the back door. They rushed to the safety of the mountains not far from the hermit's house. Andy turned back and could see smoke and fires in the distance. "What is happening?" The hermit did not answer, but continue hastily towards the mountainous terrain.
As they neared the mountains they began to see wreckage. Several pieces of burned wreckage seemed to be moving, as they grew closer Andy could make out small moving images. One had a dancing yellow object, some type of fruit he imagined, singing what seemed to be a song in a language he couldn't understand. Another was covered with flashing words and symbols he could not understand. "What is all of that?" he thought out loud. "Animated gifs" the hermit replied with an angry overtone in his voice. Andy hoped he would elaborate further, but the hermit said no more.
Nearing the first foothills, the wreckage became much more dense, with many more occurances of these "animated gifs" the hermit had spoken of. Then, as they rose over the first foothill they saw an enormous vehicle. Andy recognized it as the one belonging to the peddlars that had sold him and his uncle the two droids. Wreckage laid all around it and the vehicle itself had been completely covered in a purple colouring, with green coloured words written all across its front. Animated gifs, flashing text, and scrolling phrases could be seen along its sides. "What is all of that, I can't make out what it says". The hermit replied, "I would expect you can't, there are few who can read words in that manner. But you can be sure, this is the work of the Empire. Only Imperial Web Designers could create such a thing!"...
This is the next Star Wars episode - you know, one of the last three.
dave